shut. the fucking up every body and look at my little kitty cat NOW!!!!

uchulups:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

i really really really like this post

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

hamvendor:

hoobert-heever:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT

Link descending into my B HOLE

Gonna queue this up to reblog around 8am my time bc it’s not fair that only the British people get to suffer

it’s ok some of us are irish 💕

Your people have suffered enough

scrupulosity-comics:

scrupulosity-comics:

ALT

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

ALT

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arcnoise:

arcnoise:

some time ago i introduced the phrase “food pact” to my friends as a shorthand for “i’ll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food” and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

the best part of this is when you ask “who wants to do a shower pact” and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying “the pact is sealed”. faustian behavior

misswikipedia:

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

catfindr:

garaks-padded-bra:

garaks-padded-bra:

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”

I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.

ponymetalugaim:

“ao3 is the modern day library of alexandria” no that title goes to the internet archive. ao3 is the omegaverse website. easy misconception.